of times, and when he finally stops I take his thin and brittle hand in my own. âNo more stories, okay? No more stupid jokes.â
âTheyâre stupid?â
âI mean that in the nicest possible way.â
âThank you.â
âJust for a little while,â I say, âletâs talk, okay? Man to man, father to son. No more stories.â
âStories? You think I tell stories? You wouldnât believe the stories my dad used to tell me. You think I tell you stories, when I was boy I heard stories. Heâd wake me up in the middle of the night to tell me a story. It was awful.â
âBut even thatâs a story, Dad. I donât believe it for a minute.â
âYouâre not necessarily supposed to believe it,â he says wearily. âYouâre just supposed to believe in it. Itâs likeâa metaphor.â
âI forget,â I say. âWhatâs a metaphor?â
âCows and sheep mostly,â he says, wincing a bit as he says it.
âSee?â I say. âEven when youâre serious you canât keep from joking. Itâs frustrating, Dad. It keeps me at armâs length. Itâs likeâyouâre scared of me or something.â
âScared of you?â he says, rolling his eyes. âIâm dying and Iâm supposed to be scared of you?â
âScared of getting close to me.â
He takes this in, my old man, and looks away, into his past.
âIt must have something to do with my father,â he says. âMy father was a drunk. I never told you that, did I? He was a terrible drunk, the worst kind. Sometimes he was too drunk to get it for himself. He had me get it for him for a while but then I stopped, refused. Finally, he taught his dog, Juniper, to go get it. Carried an empty bucket to the corner saloon and had him bring it back full of beer. Paid for it by sticking a dollar bill into the dogâs collar. One day he didnât have any ones, all he had was a five, so he stuck that in his collar.
âThe dog didnât come back. Drunk as he was, my father went down to the bar and found the dog sitting there on a stool, drinking a double martini.
âMy dad was angry and hurt.
ââYou never did anything like this before,â my dad said to Juniper.
ââI never had the money before,â Juniper said.â
And he looks at me, unrepentant.
âYou canât do it, can you?â I say, voice rising, teeth grinding.
âSure I can,â he says.
âOkay,â I say. âDo it. Tell me something. Tell me about the place you come from.â
âAshland,â he says, licking his lips.
âAshland. What was it like?â
âSmall,â he says, mind drifting. âSo small.â
âHow small?â
âIt was so small,â says he, âthat when you plugged in an electric razor, the street light dimmed.â
âNot a good start,â I say.
âPeople were so cheap there,â he says, âthey ate beans to save on bubble bath.â
âI love you, Dad,â I say, getting closer to him. âWe deÂserve better than this. But youâre making this too hard. Help me, here. What were you like as a boy?â
âI was a fat boy,â he says. âNobody would ever play with me. I was so fat I could only play seek. Thatâs how fat I was,â he says, âso fat I had to make two trips just to leave the house,â not smiling now because heâs not trying to be funny, he is just being him, something he canât not be. Beneath one facade thereâs another facade and then another, and beneath that the aching dark place, his life, something that neither of us understands. All I can say is, âOne more chance. Iâll give you one more chance and then Iâm leaving, Iâm going, and I donât know if Iâm coming back. Iâm not going to be your straight man anymore.â
And so he