the thigh, and he yelped. âDo you think I can join an orc gang in jail?â
Nigel took a bite of his jelly-filled powdered doughnut and shrugged. âIf you kill someone for our gods, youâre a lock.â
Franklin grinned, envisioning prowling the halls of a penitentiary like a warrior chieftain. Nigel grinned, envisioning Franklin getting shanked before even getting off the prison bus.
âWhere did you get that anyway?â asked Nigel.
âOh this?â Franklin rattled the flail. âI bought it. The guy said it has stopping power.â
âNobody ever used those things in real life,â said Nigel. âToo unpredictable. Too clumsy. Youâre more likely to take your own head off than your opponentâs.â
âIâve been practicing.â
Franklin whipped the weapon forward. The iron ball at the end of the chain rushed at Nigelâs skull, but he caught it in one hand.
âCute.â Nigel frowned. âNow put it away before you hurt yourself.â
Grumbling, Franklin did so. Nigel walked away and checked on Peggy Truthstalker, the seer appointed by Grog. She stood hunched over a pool of spilled motor oil.
Peggy was a tough old orc. Orc skin tightened with age rather than wrinkling, and either darkened to a deep black or paled to a ghostly white. Peggyâs had gone pale and in the right light she couldâve been mistaken for a ghostly revenant risen from her grave. Her eyes were two yellow slits, and her face was stretched in a permanent grimace.
âSurprised you didnât hurt your hand,â she said.
âI think I broke a bone or two,â he replied. âBut theyâre little ones, so I choose to ignore them.â He bent down and looked into the black pool. âSee anything yet?â
Peggy shook her head.
âAre you sure youâre doing it right?â he asked.
âI didnât become the most feared trader on Wall Street by not knowing how to read omens,â she replied.
âCan I get you anything to speed this up? If this takes longer than the weekend, my wife is going to kill me.â
Peggy said, âIn the old days, a little blood could help.â
They glanced to Franklin.
âWe should probably save him for an emergency,â said Peggy.
Nigel grunted. He ran his knife across his hand and let the blood drip into the oil. She mixed it with her fingers and leaned down to give the puddle a deep sniff. Her eyes rolled back in her head, and she spit out a string of unintelligible syllables.
He sipped his coffee and waited for her to finish. The rest of the club milled about paying her little mind as she swayed and chanted to herself.
A crash drew Nigelâs attention. Franklin stood over his bike, having knocked it over with one of his careless flail practice swings.
Peggy snapped out of her trance. âGrog damn it, Franklin. Now I have to start over.â
Nigel snatched away the weapon.
âHey, thatâs mine!â Franklin protested.
âYou can have it back when youâre ready for it.â
âBut Iâm going to need a weapon, arenât I?â
âSomeone arm him with something he can make less noise with,â said Nigel.
Franklin accepted a short sword offered him, but he wasnât happy about it. âItâs kind of small, isnât it?â
âIâm sure you can still manage to find a way to poke your eye out with it,â replied Nigel.
Peggy started the ritual again. She was nearly ready to say something useful when another crash broke her trance.
âSorry.â Franklin struggled to right his motorcycle, having knocked it over with his new sword. The blade had drawn a long scratch across its paint job. âAh, man.â
Nigel nodded to Harold Marrowmaw, fattest orc in the club. âSit on him until weâre done with this.â
Harold smiled. He was a dentist in Pasadena, so his teeth were perfectly aligned, his tusks