pour the whole damn bottle down my gullet, if I had a mind to. And I might just have a mind to,â Joe said, feeling the heat spreading down until his toes tingled and tapped on the sawdust floor.
âWell, I know you have the money and Iâve got as much whiskey as you want to drink,â the bartender said. âSo . . . if youâre of a mind to get drunk . . . donât hold back.â
âI am of a mind,â Joe decided. âI havenât had a good drunk in the longest time, and I believe a man needs to go on a toot once in a while in order to keep his innards clean and workinâ right.â
âI couldnât agree more,â the bartender said with a wide grin. âDrink up!â
Joe did drink up. He drank that entire bottle, and then he paid another four dollars and bought a second. By then, his head was spinning lazy circles like the flies around the tin ceiling and his world had a rosy hue. Joe and the bartender were laughing, and so were the fellas all around him that he was buying drinks for. It was a hell of a good time and before Joe knew it, the daylight was gone and he was having a little difficulty standing at the bar.
âYou need a room?â the bartender, whose name turned out to be Willard, asked. âWe rent upstairs rooms.â
âI probably could use a little food,â Joe said.
âIâll send a boy for a plate. Beef stew and corn bread all right?â
âSounds top-notch,â Joe said, burping and taking another drink.
The beef stew didnât arrive until Joe and his new friends were finished with the second bottle and working hard on a third. But what the hell, it was only twelve dollars, and it had been the longest time since heâd been on a drunk and having so much fun.
Joe told his new friends all about his mountain man days, and then about leading that ill-fated wagon train west, and when he came to Fiona, he found that there were tears in his eyes and leaking down his cheeks into his beard. So he corked the bottle and squared his shoulders like a man. No blubbering woman was he, by damned!
âBut Iâm going to find her tomorrow,â he announced to his drinking friends. âI got a fine set of new . . . hiccup . . . clothes paid for and . . . hiccup . . . waitinâ so Iâll look good when I find her. I want Fiona to remember me as the man she was meant to marry.â
âLetâs drink to Joe and his future bride!â the bartender shouted to the room as more men came to crowd around him. âMr. Moss, how about one more round for the boys!â
They were all looking so eager and happy that Joe didnât have the heart to refuse them, so he bought a fourth bottle and it was gone quicker than he could count off another four dollars.
âI guess Iâd better take that . . . hiccup . . . room,â he said, gripping the edge of the bar. âYou got any jerky or tobacco?â
âI sell good cigars and bad cigars. The good ones are from Cuba and the bad ones smell and look like burnt dog shit.â
âIâll take a Cuban,â Joe said, trying to remember to remember to buy a corncob pipe, which he preferred to smoke.
âWise choice.â
âAnd that room and some help gettinâ up those stairs to it.â
âSure thing, Mr. Moss. Room is ten dollars.â
Joe was grinning, but now his face turned hard and ugly and his hand fell to the tomahawk. âMister, you must think that Iâm either stupid or out of my . . . hiccup . . . mind drunk to pay ten dollars!â
âThe room I had in mind comes with something special,â the bartender said, backing up fast.
âAinât nothinâ so special in a room worth ten damn dollars!â
âWhatever you say, Mr. Moss. Five dollars?â
âThree is moreân fair after all the drinks I just bought.â Joe peeled off three dollars and shoved his bankroll back deep down in his
Rodger Moffet, Amanda Moffet, Donald Cuthill, Tom Moss