any time of the day or night. The doorâs always open. Or at least she has the key. But next time youâre coming over, Iâd appreciate it if you used the doorbell. And some advance warning wouldnât be a bad idea, either.â
âYou used to like it when I surprised you,â Mimi says, flirtatiously strumming her fingers on his shoulder. âYou know what I mean, donât you, darling? That night in Vienna. The black lace garter belt. I know you remember.â
Bradford looks momentarily embarrassed. Okay, so he does remember. Mimi notices Bradfordâs expression, too. âI still have that garter belt,â she says, rubbing her hand seductively along her hip.
The woman is shamelessâand appropriately named. For her, life is all about Me, Me, Me. But I refuse to let myself be jealous of Bradfordâs ex-wife. Mimiâs the past and Iâm the future. Bradfordâs told me a million times that he made a mistake marrying the slick, social climbing Mimi. This time around, he wanted something real. Someone real. I pinch myself. Yup, Iâm real all right. Though the situation is feeling a little absurd.
Luckily, Bradfordâs not falling for Mimiâs charm act. âIâve got an important meeting in the morning,â he says, putting an end to the conversation. âIâm heading out early, but Skylar can sleep in. Sara will be here when she gets up.â
âSure will,â I say chirpily, happy to prove to Bradford that despite the midnight intrusion, Iâm glad Skylarâs here. âIâll make breakfast. I whip up a pretty good banana pancake.â
âArenât you the good little housewife,â Mimi says, releasing Bradfordâs shoulder and reverting to her snarky self. âYour little flapjacks. How quaint. Letâs see how they measure up to the soufflés Skylar ordered every morning in Paris at the George V. When she was with me.â
Turning on her heel, Mimi reaches for her alligator purse, pulls out a gold compact and powders her nose. As if leaving with a shiny nose at three a.m. will blind the doorman.
Bradford follows his ex to the front door and throws the dead-bolt lock as soon as sheâs gone. He comes padding back into the bedroom and climbs into bed.
âWeâd better get some rest,â he says, kissing me amiably. So much for our post-midnight passion. Within seconds he rolls over and falls into a sound sleep. I lay awake for the rest of the nightâor whatâs left of itâwatching the pulsating digital numbers click toward dawn. Come to think of it, Mimiâs right. Bradford doesnât like sex in the morning. Wonder what else she knows about him.
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Dylan is already eating a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch when Skylar sleepily slouches into the kitchen. He barely looks up when she flops down at the table, dressed in skin-tight white shorts, an orange halter midriff top, and a chain-link belt wrapped around her tiny waist. If she were one of my students, Iâd send her home to put on some clothes. I look protectively at Dylan. But fortunately, heâs still at the age when he doesnât notice girls and he thinks Britney Spears is famous for her singing.
Dylan peels back the top of his sandwich and starts cheerfully making little Swiss cheese balls which he shoots across his plate. Across the table, Skylar stares at him disdainfully.
âGood morning!â I say brightly to my almost stepdaughter. âOr I guess, good afternoon! Sleep well?â
âThe bed didnât feel right,â she says huffily. âDonât you know that anything less than three-hundred-count sheets makes me break out in hives?â
Dylan looks up, finally interested. âDo you want to count to three hundred by threes?â he asks. âI can do it. Three . . . six . . . nine . . . twelve . . . fifteen . . .â
âYouâre such an idiot,â Skylar says, rolling