Harborne in forty minutes. But I did think of someone Iâd like to talk to, someone who might have some background knowledge of Melinaâs brand of Christianity: Philomena, one of our cleaning staff.
I could hear her voice in the portersâ lodge: she was berating someone soundly. It was the head caretaker, as it transpired. But she left off to hug me. The head caretaker made good his escape.
âWhatâs all this about a body at George Muntz?â She tapped the
Birmingham Post
. âIâd have thought youâd have had enough of bodies.â
âToo right. And it seems I was one of the last people to see her alive. I feel bad about it, Philly: she wanted to talk to me and I didnât make time.â
âNot like you, that.â She looked at me shrewdly. âWhy not?â
âI was going out with Chris andââ
âOut? With Chris? That lovely young man! Iâll have to tell Winston when I phone him. Says he canât afford to phone me on his student grant, of course, but I tell him, you doctors earn enough when youâre qualified â a bit more debt doesnât matter now.â
I didnât imagine heâd dare argue.
âNot out like that â just out,â I said. âBut I feel bad about it. She was a nice girl. God-fearing.â
âNot many of those about,â she agreed. âBut itâs not that thatâs worrying you, is it?â
I shook my head. I wished myself anywhere but here. Philly was a highly trained nurse with an OU qualification in computers. It would be as crass to ask her about obscurer forms of Christianity as it had been to question Aberlene.
âI donât know how her family would feel about my going round,â I said. âSeems they belong to one of these churches that believes Saturdayâs the Sabbath. Would that make them a bit â fundamental?â
âDonât you talk to me about fundamentalism! Come here!â She pulled me to the door and gestured at some girls in the foyer. âLook at them!â
They were dressed from top to toe in black: veiled, their faces covered so only their eyes showed, theyâd not have been out of place in Saudi Arabia. But in Birmingham? And another thing â âBut Philly, theyâre Afro-Caribbean, not Arabs!â
âRight. But these young girls have got it into their heads theyâve got to be Muslim. So they do that to themselves. And goodness knows what else besides,â she added darkly. âYou ask me, I reckon religion does more harm than good, and thass a facâ.â
I grinned: I loved her excursions into patois. âYouâre not a church-goer yourself?â
âHumanist, Sophie. I donât want no patriarch telling
me
what to do about sex andââ
I grabbed. âThat was one of Melinaâs problems.â
Philly looked at me sharply. âPregnant?â
âLesbian.â
âNot if she was a fundamentalist, surely?â
âCan religion reorient someoneâs sexual inclinations?â
âMaybe not. But it can do a wonderful job repressing them. Lawks-a-mussy!â she exclaimed as the head caretaker reappeared. âLook at dat olâ clock. Philly, she way behind.â
The 103 bus, which I caught at Five Ways, followed for a quite alarming proportion of its journey to Harborne a loathsome high-sided lorry carrying bones and other butcherâs waste. It stank vilely, and unsavoury bits and pieces escaped from the inadequate tarpaulin to remind us of its load and of our own mortality. Certainly I was glad to return to the comparative safety of George Muntz and occupy myself with some teaching.
It was an A-level group, ready to take their exams in about five weeks. âReadyâ was the wrong word, perhaps. We started the afternoon with a quick revision of the apostrophe after one of the group had assured me that âitsâ was the plural of