picnic with my best friend and the viewâs brilliant and Iâve got a really nice dog and Mumâs had the incredible good fortune to find the one man in London who doesnât mind road-map legs and Dadâs pulling himself together very nicely thank-you and will almost certainly be swept off his feet by crowds of women just as soon as his hair grows a bit.
Keith felt his guts relax.
It was working.
He was feeling happy.
Now all he had to do was cheer Tracy up.
He took a big breath.
âMmmm,â he said to Tracy, âthe airâs so fresh up here. Hardly any pong from the chemical works. Itâs giving me an appetite.â
Tracy didnât reply.
âI love picnics out of tins,â said Keith, âdonât you?â
Tracy didnât reply.
Keith spooned cold Irish stew into his mouth and poured the rest into Dazzleâs bowl and watched the cars far below glinting in the sunlight.
âGreat view, eh?â he said to Tracy. âI bet even people from Nepal would be impressed by this view.
Tracy didnât reply.
Keith saw sheâd flopped down on Mumâs tablecloth among the tins and was staring at the sky.
She still hadnât eaten anything.
Not the apricot halves or the spaghetti or the peas or the Irish stew or the fruit salad in heavy syrup.
Keith sighed.
She looked so miserable.
âOf course,â he said, âthey probably donât have thirty-eight-storey blocks of flats in Nepal, not ones with flat roofs that are good for picnics. But the mountains sound great. I bet the views from them are brilliant.â
Tracy didnât reply.
Dazzle finished the Irish stew and went over and licked her cheek.
She didnât even seem to notice that.
Keith sighed again.
It wasnât working.
Him being happy wasnât making her feel better.
He took another deep breath and tried to think what else he could do.
â1 know,â he said, âletâs go tenpin bowling.â
Tracy looked at him and shook her head.
Keith was shocked. It was the first time heâd ever seen her refuse an invitation to play a sport, including rugby league.
This is hopeless, he thought.
Before he could get back to thinking positive, a cry rang out.
âThere you are!â
Aunty Bev emerged from the stairwell and came across the roof towards them.
Keith groaned inside and Tracy groaned out loud.
âYour dad reckoned youâd probably be up here,â called Aunty Bev. âJeez, this viewâs even better than the one from the silo at Uncle Leoâs.â
âKeith,â pleaded Tracy, âmake her go away.â
âAunty Bev,â said Keith, âTracyâs not feeling so hot at the moment so I was going to let her have a bit of a snooze up here on her own. Do you like tenpin bowling?â
Aunty Bev didnât reply.
She was crouched down examining the empty tin of Irish stew.
âSometimes Tracy,â she said wearily, âI think you want to be a lardbucket.â
Keith was about to point out that many top athletes had large appetites, not to mention some of the worldâs best racehorses, when Tracy leapt to her feet.
âLeave me alone!â she screamed at Aunty Bev. âRack off and leave me alone!â
Keith watched horrified as Tracy ran across the roof and down into the stairwell.
He could feel Dazzle cowering behind his legs.
He turned to Aunty Bev.
âIt wasnât Tracy,â he said. âMe and Dazzle had it.â
Aunty Bev patted his arm.
âSâOK mate,â she said, âIâm not crook at you. In fact Iâve been meaning to thank you for giving me the idea of coming over here with Tracy. Get her away from those parents of hers. They havenât got a clue what theyâve got with that kid. She could be a top international model one day if she wasnât such a guts.â
Keith stared at her.
Tracy, a model?
The girl who could haul herself onto a
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