work through meals.â
âThat would be good,â I say.
âYou know what else?â Liarbird continues. âIâm close personal friends with lots of Triple A Heroes so I can get us all sorts of advice and introductions.â
âThatâs good enough for me,â I say.
âYep,â says Torch.
âYou bet,â says Cannonball.
Still fuzzy, I shake her purple glove. âCongratulations, Liarbird, youâre in.â
âOh no,â she says, smiling.
âYou do realise that everything she just said, about money and contacts and free food, were lies, donât you?â Yesterday scowls.
âYeah. Whatever,â her brother says. Torch just grins like an idiot.
Yesterday shakes her head sadly. âYou guys are truly pathetic.â
CHAPTER 14
THE OK TEAM
D own a back street of Northcote we walk, side by side, united as a team, the sun glinting off our magnificent costumes. The yellow and red flames of Torch, then velvet, slinky, purple Liarbird, my silver and the light blue of Yesterday. Black helmeted Cannonball is stalking along on the outside.
I canât help but smile happily. I have no idea if we are any good but at least I have a team.
âDid you know that in Vietnam, they have dogs with eight legs that can chase nine balls at once? They keep them in igloos made of mud.â
âFascinating, Liarbird. Iâm sure they do,â says Yesterday. Weâve all come to know that Liarbirdâs habit of telling interesting facts allows her power to shine.
âAnd the Great Wall of China was built in three hours!â
âInteresting,â Yesterday sniffs. âNow, back to the matter at hand. What about the Fantastic Five?â
âItâs kind of almost taken,â I say.
âThe Brilliant Five?â
âWe donât know if weâre any good yet, Cannonball.â
âSo your idea is that we should call ourselves the Untested Handful, is it?â
âNo, but I donât want to oversell ourselves. If we call ourselves the Amazingly Super Duper Incredibly Great Team, and then we donât win, weâll look like idiots.â
âIâm with Focus,â says Torch quietly. He rarely offers an opinion, too insecure to voice his thoughts. âI think we should just hope that Iâm OK and youâre OK when it matters.â
âHave you read that book?â I ask him.
âHuh?â
â Iâm OK â Youâre OK .â
âNo,â says Torch, looking mystified. âSorry, boss. Should I?â
âHey, who says heâs the boss?â Cannonball wants to know.
âThe Hopefully Not Too Bad Team?â says Yesterday. âI sense that will be great.â
âOh yeah, wonderful,â says Liarbird.
âI agree, Liarbird,â I say, edging closer to her. âItâs no good.â
We all stop. Unconsciously, we gather into a loose circle.
âWhat do we, in our heart of hearts, want to be?â
Cannonball asks. Itâs a good question.
âWe donât want to suck,â says Torch finally.
âYeah, but we can hardly call ourselves that. The âWe Hope We Donât Suck Teamâ.â
âWe want to do OK,â I say.
We look at one another.
âThe OK Team,â says Yesterday.
âI donât agree,â shrugs Liarbird.
âNot that my opinion matters but I like it too,â says Torch.
âNicely understated.â
âI sense we might have our name,â Yesterday says, fingers to temples, eyes shut.
Cannonball is staring at us, disbelief all over his face.
âPeople! Youâve got to be joking! The OK Team? Just OK?
Weâre superheroes. Some of us have capes! We have powers â well, not Yesterday, but you know ââ
âHey!â says Yesterday.
âIf we aim low, weâll end low. What about the Cannonball Squad? Aiming for the sky.â Cannonball strikes a pose, and
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