bag.
Something twitched in the golden liquid, making a tiny splash. Yes. Mr. Cuthbert was in there, rolled up like a pickled squid. The preservative fluid was just level with the golf bagâs top edge.
Danny leaned over and sucked up some of it.
âYaaar,â he said, wiping his lips. âGood.â
The stuff seemed to hit him right away, and very hard. When he unsteadily ducked down to drink some more, his chin banged into the bag and, oh God, the bag fell over. Although the glass in the bag didnât shatter, the liquid slopped across the floor.
Mr. Cuthbert slid right out the bag, looking like a wet burrito. Tonel yanked the golf bag upright, but Mr. Cuthbert remained on the tiles.
The spilled liquor and smeel puddled around the mibracc. Slowly the fluid began eddying again, bulging itself into a mound. The stuff had shed its excremental odors in the showers. The room filled with the heady fruitcake-and-eggnog perfume of bourbon. Crazy Danny found an empty glass and dipped it into the vortex.
âNaw, naw,â said Tonel, still holding the golf bag. âDonât be drinkinâ that mess!â
ââS good,â repeated Danny, gesturing with his glass. His pupils were crazed pinpoints. There was no reasoning with him. His Adamâs apple pumped up and down as he drank.
Jack found a mop and nudged the weirdly animated smeel-bourbon into a bucket that he poured back into the golf bag. All the while the coiled skin of Mr. Cuthbert was slowly twisting around, making a peevish hissing noise.
âHelp me jam him back in and letâs get out of here,â Jack told Tonel.
âYou be touchinâ him,â said Tonel. âNot me.â
Jack hunkered down and took hold of Mr. Cuthbert. The mibracc felt like incompletely cured food, like a half-dried apricot: leathery on the outside, wet and squishy in the middle. He was hissing louder than before. A little more smeel trickled from the bunghole in his belly-button.
Gritting his teeth, Jack re-rolled Mr. Cuthbert and slid him into his golf bag. The skin twitched and splashed. A drop of the bourbon-smeel landed on Jackâs lower lip. Reflexively he licked it off. Error. The room began ever so slowly to spin.
While Jack paused, assessing the damages, crazy Danny reached past him to scoop out one last glassful of the poison bourbon. Mr. Cuthbertâs golf bag rocked and clattered; bubbles rose to the surface. The noises echoed back from the other mibracc. All five lockers were shaking.
âLetâs bounce,â urged Tonel, over by the locker room door. He already had it open, heâd unlocked the dead bolt from the inside. They wouldnât be able to lock the door behind them.
âThere you are, Danny,â came the voice of Les Trucklee as they stepped out onto the floodlit terrace. He was out there checking over the barbeque wagon and smoking a cigarette. âI hope Iâm not seeing what I think Iâm seeing in your hand.â
Jack quickly closed the locker room door behind them. Did it matter that it wasnât locked anymore? If he asked Les Trucklee to lock it, heâd have to explain how theyâd gotten in there. But surely the mibracc couldnât get out of their lockers unaided.
âYou ainât seeinâ squat,â Danny was saying, holding the glass behind his back. âI gotta leave now, Les, I just got a message from my boys here. Itâs my mother. Sheâs real sick.â
âMother Dank ill again?â said Les in an indulgent, disbelieving tone. âSheâs a susceptible old dear, isnât she? Maybe she should wear more clothes. Are you in any condition to drive, Danny? If youâll linger a bit, I could give you a lift.â
âNo, Les,â said Danny, his voice cold. A long moment passed. Dazzled moths were beating around the lights. Dizzy from his marijuana gum and the drop of mibracc fluid, Jack was seeing glowing trails in the air