said quickly, then weakened, âbut . . . â
âBut what?â he asked, his voice suddenly gentle. âYou can say it, Bertram. You can say anything here.â
âItâs just that a flour sack may be . . . less disappointing than a real kid. Cleo isnât getting beat up by bullies because she canât stand up for herself. Of course, she canât stand up at all, but you know what I mean.â My brief victory over Dekker evaporated. All I could remember were the years of being pounded. âAnd Cleo isnât going to shock anyoneby failing math, though I did try to explain I was having trouble. No one seemed to hear me.â
Dr. Zimmerman nodded over and over.
âYou cry for help, but no one listens, no?â
âYes. I mean, no, no one listens. And Cleo is really small and cute and cuddly, while Iâm . . . â
âYes?â
âIâm . . . Iâm me.â
âYes, yes, a very serious fault,â he agreed, still nodding. âI can see now why your mother might have difficulty choosing.â
âWhat?â I sat up straight. âYouâre supposed to be on
my
side.â
âWhy should I be? Cleo sounds so much more likable, capable even, for one so young.â
âIâm capable!â
âOf what?â He pointed at Cleoâs face. âEven your artwork is lacking.â
âI donât have to be an artist. I . . . I can cook,â I said, my face burning. âI love to cook.â How strange, how wonderful the words felt!
âYou mean, itâs easier to take home economics than a harder math course. Cooking, thereâs no future in it,â Dr. Zimmerman said.
âNo future?â I yelled. âTell that to Emeril, Jacques Pépin, Wolfgang Puckââ
âPfffft.â
ââTodd English, Masaharu Morimata, and, andâWhat if somebody way back had told that to
James Beard
?â My voice dropped reverently and I said, âFather of American cooking.â
âDouble
pfffft
.â The doctor shrugged to dismiss me. âYou mean, you will be saying, âWould you like fries with that?ââ
âThis is exactly why I donât tell anyone!â I said, jumping to my feet. âIâm going to be a great chef! Iâm going to go to the Culinary Institute of America. Iâm going to have a prime-time cooking show, and a four-star restaurant, and a best-selling cookbook. Iâm also going to have a bed-and-breakfast to fall back on, because I know you shouldnât put all your eggs in one basket!â
I collapsed into my chair, panting. I had never said so much about cooking out loud before, and certainly not with so many âIâsâ stuck in.
âSo much ambition, so much passion,â Dr. Zimmerman said softly. â
Tch, tch
, who would have suspected it? Your mother thinks youâre going to be a famous psychoanalyst.â
âWhat? When did she say this?â
âOur last session. Something about your being a master of dream interpretation. Who else interprets dreams but psychoanalysts?â The doctorâs eyebrows rose. âSo, you would take
my
job, too, yes?â
âI donât want your job. Iâm going to be a chef!â
âI should believe this of a boy whoâs failing math? No, no, no.â
âYes, yes, yes!â
How had this gotten so far from whether I had a sister or a flour sack? âIt makes perfect sense. Iâm too busy cooking to waste time on algebra homework.â
âBut a chef? A restaurant owner? A television star?
Pffft,â
said Dr. Zimmerman, leaning back. âThese hopes are so much in the future. You will be old then. Cleo, too, will be old and able to take care of herself. It is
now
that you cannot deal with her,
now
that you concoct all these fantasies.â He stroked the tip of his beard. âTell me, Bertram Hooks, what is your
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