Tons of them!
And guess what?
Iâm only about 15 miles from the ocean! I could walk that in a day! (Or two.) And I can go south
or
west. The coastline curves around, so either way Iâll wind up at the Pacific Ocean!
I also found out that Iâm about 12 miles from Beverly Hills and only 8 miles from Hollywood. But who cares about them, right? I want to see the sea! I want to jump right in and take a giant salt bath! I want to swim with the dolphins and make a lean-to out of palm fronds and watch birds swoop through the sky!
I was so excited to know my way out of this cement trap that I almost just started walking. But I was also hungry and needed a shower and clean clothes. So first I looked up the
address
of The Peopleâs Church in the phone book (which they also have tons of at the library.)
And no wonder I couldnât find it! It doesnât look anything
like
a church. No pointy roof or stained-glass windows. No crosses or statues of Jesus or Mary or angels. Just a little sign posted on a basement door that says THE PEOPLEâS CHURCH .
Itâs an actual underground church!
I told the pastor, âMy mom said to meet her here becauseââ But before I could even finish building up my lie, he waved me in. âCome! Come in! The House of the Lord welcomes all. Iâm Reverend Raynaldo, this is Shanana, and weâre here to help you any way we can.â
I donât know what you think about God, Ms. Leone, but the days Iâm not busy hating him, I think he doesnât exist. Or if he does, heâs just the devil with a white cloak on. Like Ghost Boy. Which is he? Good or evil? (I may never know, because I got busted trying to lift the book.)
But there is no doubt in Reverend Raynaldoâs and Shananaâs minds about God. They are believers, and you know what? Itâs nice to be around them. Iâve taken a shower, gotten clean clothes, eaten a TON of baked spaghetti, and Iâve got my own mat, pillow, and blanket over here in the corner. And they havenât asked me once, âSoâ¦when did you say your mother was coming?â
If it wasnât for the winos and druggies and schizos (who also have mats, pillows, and blankets), I might actually feel comfortable here.
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Sunday night, August 1 st
Summer is going by fast and I havenât even seen the ocean, let alone frolicked with dolphins. I wasted yesterday sleeping. I swear, except for stuffing my face during breakfast, lunch, and dinner, I slept the whole day away. And I wasnât wide awake at night, in case youâre wondering. I slept the whole night away, too.
It felt so good.
And still no questions about my mother.
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Shanana made me go to church this morning. âTime to give thanks,â she told me. âTime to let Him hear your gratitude.â
âIâm grateful to you, anyway,â I muttered.
âIâm just the messenger,â she said with a smile. âTell Him.â
So I went into the âchapelâ (a cramped room with a very low ceiling and dilapidated folding chairs), and I listened to Reverend Raynaldo sermonize about the bounty of blessings the Lord has laid on the table for our feasting, and how the Light is the way for Godâs lost flock to find its way Home.
I also listened to a lot of snorting and hacking and snoring from the homeless gallery. Plus, this one really spaced-out guy kept shouting stuff like âI am the One, the Way, and the Light! Follow me! To the desert! I have camels!â
Iâve met a lot of guys who think theyâre Jesus. Maybe it happens when your beard gets long and scraggly and you start looking like a guy whoâs walked across the desert in sandals. But this particular Jesus had the worst slur and most bloodshot eyes of any of the âprophetsâ Iâve ever seen. Shanana finally got him to leave, but she was amazingly nice